HOLY MITT!

My man Mitt wins in Nevada! He didn't just win, he crushed the competition with a WHOPPING 53% of the vote. GO MITT!

There is one problem with Mitt today, looks like he won't do very well in South Carolina, which means he will get attacked by pundits telling him that he cannot win in the south and therefore will lose in the general election. I so somewhat agree with this observation, however, I feel that no matter who the Republican nominee is, he will get the support of all Republicans. And I will tell you why.

It doesn't look like this nomination will be resolved after Super Tuesday, it could take until March, April, May, June, or possibly September during the Republican Convention in Minneapolis-St. Paul. Because of this it will be too late for a third party nominee to join the race, particularly a third party nominee made up of Southern Republicans.

So, with no threat of a third party or a splinter group that will stray from the Republican party, the Southern Republicans will have the choice of Mitt Romney or a democrat. I do have faith in my Republican party that they will back the Republican candidate over Bitch Hillary or Dumbass Obama. Romney can win, he will win, he will be the 44th President of the U.S.A., well, either him or my other main man, RUDY!!!

Which brings me to my next problem, who should I vote for on February 5th here in New York, Rudy or Romney?

P.S. John McCain and Mike Huckabee are liberal Republicans, they are losers and they are fake conservatives. Please don't buy the media's crap that they are the front runners, they are because the liberal media wants them to be.

VS.

Mitt Happens

Mitt Romney wins in Michigan!!! Prediction: Mitt's momentum will carry over to Nevada and South Carolina AND he will win Nevada and place second in South Carolina! If this were to happen, Romney would be far ahead in terms of delegates to the convention and he could pull off a Florida victory, which will lead to a Super Tuesday victory as well. I hope this happens, but I can't make any guarantees.

For now, all I can say is GO MITT! Mitt Romney supporters, please donate and unite fellow Republicans to support Mitt. Our nation needs help, and Romney can do it!!!

GO MITT!

One Day Before the Michigan Primary

Predictions:

(I know I was wrong last time, but I'll give it another shot)

Mitt Romney --- 32%

John McCain --- 26%

Mike Huckabee --- 16%

Rudy Giuliani --- 8%

Ron Paul --- 6%

Fred Thompson --- 5%

GO MITT!

Levels of Liberal Crazy

Cry Me A River, Bitch

Republican Wives are Hot

***I couldn't find a picture of Mike and Janet Huckabee,

they don't seem to like each other very much.

(NOTE: Janet Huckabee is NOT Hot, only manly, check her out. She is twice his size!)

Freakshow:

He Lost, She Won

Why? Well, I'm not exactly sure how Illary pulled it off, but I do applaud her and Bubba's ability to brainwash people. Either way, I thought long and hard about the Democratic Party this week, more than I ever have before.

In my thinking, I realized that there is a good chance a Democrat is going to be the next President and if I had to choose between Obama and Clinton, I would prefer Clinton by FAR. She has much more experience than Obama, albeit she doesn't have much experience neither, but still more than O.

And then I thought, maybe I want Obama to be the Democrat nominee solely because he is far easier to defeat than Ms. Hillary. Yes, I know people are saying that she could never win because she is so polarizing, but judging by her ability to win in New Hampshire despite the tremendous Obama momentum, I fear that her and old Bill could brainwash the entire country.

So who will be the Democratic Nominidiot and how will it effect the GOP? Only time will tell, for now I am done analyzing the democratic race (at least until South Carolina).

With candidates like this, who needs enemies? (That doesn't make much sense, but I try).

New Hampshire Primary Predictions

Republicans:

Papa John McCain --- 33%

Mitt Romney --- 30%

Mike Woodchuck Huckabuck Chuck Chuck --- 13%

RUDY! --- 11%

Dr. Ron Paul --- 9%

Fred Thompson Looks like a Lizard--- 3%

Democrats:

Barack Saddam Hussein Osama, I mean, Obama --- 42%

Hillary the Cunt Clinton --- 28%

John Edwards --- A great head of hair and 25%

Bill Richardson (you know, that fatass Mexican) --- 3%

I am predicting a narrow win for John McCain and a HUGE win for Barack Obama, sucks for Hillary, but Romney might still be able to salvage his campaign with a win in Michigan, and Rudy seems to be on his way to a win in Nevada and possibly Florida, PLEASE don't count Rudy out, he is the best candidate for the job according to me.

Barack Obama is Going to Win Tonight

Barack Obama is about to win the New Hampshire Primary, good for him. At least Hillary will lose and cry all night long and maybe become dehydrated from shedding all those tears, we can only dream. Ask yourself this question, don't you want this man to be president? I know I do (insert sarcasm here).

Freakshow:

Why is She Crying?

This bitch needs to stop crying, Hillary Clinton is a Whore.

Freakshow: 

Cry me a River Douchebag.

Hillary Clinton is Crazy!

Welcome to my blog, read often and tell your friends because I am not interested in talking to myself. My first post: Hillary is CRAZY! Hence, the name of this blog.

Freakshow:

Is she high? HaHaHaHaHa, crazy psychopathic BITCH!!!